The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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