so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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