If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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