Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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