i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
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