Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize