Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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