Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
my being single is dangerous.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize