I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
How external is "for external use only"?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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