I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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