Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you traded sex for a burrito?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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