at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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