so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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