I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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