Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I think people are normalizing furries
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