names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
how drunk are you?
Several
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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