Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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