Tell her she can't have a vagina
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
