How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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