ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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