I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I love you. Go after that dick
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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