My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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