Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Randomize