Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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