I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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