This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My cat gives me a boner
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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