That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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