this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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