is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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