its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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