I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
you made out with another girl for some wings
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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