even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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