you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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