bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
