Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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