so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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