she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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