That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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