I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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