Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
