it wasn't lemon gatorade
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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