Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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