I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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