You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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