i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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