I'm really into asian looking animals
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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