Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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