We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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