He asked me if I "almost moaned"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Blood and glitter go together right?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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