he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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