the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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