why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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