But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Rumble strips road head = magical
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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