he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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