Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I need moral support for this bender
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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