Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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