I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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