your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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