It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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