If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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