I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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